Craigslist freebie of the day: Barrels of ‘clean dirt’ (barrels not included)

A wealth of clean dirt! Don’t get too attached to that barrel though We are fairly certain the space-time continuum has been breached by the paradox proposed in this Craigslist post: the concept of “clean dirt” has been introduced, my fellow god-fearing Americans, and it’s unclear what this means for logic as we’ve known it. While the OP may have just been trying to give away some of his clearly bountiful soil collection, he has instead undermined the entire English language. Can dirt be clean? Certainly dirt is dirty, and some dirt is dirtier than other dirt, but is that dirt which is least dirty “clean dirt”? Is that what’s in these barrels (not included), the least dirty dirt? Suggested uses for the dirt include, “filling in a ditch or other things.” As the barrels are not included, you’ll need to, “bring your own buckets or barrels to take the dirt.” A small price… Read More

Craigslist freebie of the day: Barrels of ‘clean dirt’ (barrels not included) : Brokelyn