The best of #blizzard2017’s Craigslist hookup attempts

Mmm, snowman tree sex. The best. Photo via The Rooster It is a truth universally acknowledged that when Brooklynites are forced indoors by inclement weather they must be in want of more sex. There’s no arguing with the fact that being snowed in makes for quality cuddle-time, but some people really make fools of themselves on the internet attempting to seduce a warm body into their bed before the storm starts. But hey, “blizzard sex?” is almost as good a pickup line as “I have snacks” in our books, so use it when you can, we ‘spose. Since the Craigslist casual encounters section is a dark place full of lonely souls and the worst kind of Chat Roulette users, we combed it for you to find the best listings for your reading pleasure sans all male genitalia. ________ Birds, bees, and motorcycles, folks, because Brooklyn is the heartland and nothing says spring like a Harley.… Read More

The best of #blizzard2017’s Craigslist hookup attempts : Brokelyn