If ‘Stranger Things’ season 2 took place in modern Brooklyn

Would you believe it if it happened to you? MADMAX: Beset by the horror of young people ruining everything from bar soap and sex to cereal and cars, and also swayed by Donald Trump’s anti-immigrant rhetoric, Joyce and friends form the group MADMAX: Mothers Against Drunk Millennials (Also Xenophobic). THE BOY WHO CAME BACK TO LIFE: After a science bro who previously ghosted Joyce in college sees on social media that she hangs out at Freehold, he re-emerges to sext her incessantly using only light signals. THE PUMPKIN PATCH: The latest in the trend of single-item specialty boutiques in Brooklyn, The Pumpkin Patch is a new store opening in Bushwick that only sells pumpkin-spiced items. Steve works here part time to save money for hair gel. THE PALACE: Palace Cafe in Greenpoint, a beloved saloon that’s been around for 83 years and recently catered to heavy metal fans, announces it’s headed to the Upside Down (aka closing for… Read More

If ‘Stranger Things’ season 2 took place in modern Brooklyn : Brokelyn